QuarianCommando - Banned by Fractious
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:55 pm
BYOND account and character name: QuarianCommando/Mishka Martinak
Banning admin:Fractious
Ban type/duration (where you are banned from and for how long):Permanent (
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Ban reason:
Your side of the story: This is an outrage! The ban reason stated does not do proper justice to the events which occured!
First off, polyester jumpsuits get very hot in the nether regions, and it is my God given right to keep my junk nice and cool.
Second, I did NOT "splash" my semen on other players. I put it in a beaker like a civilized person and threw it at them.
Thirdly, I was not "quickly handled", unless you consider any situation handled in less than an hour to be a rapid response. It took medical staff a few minutes to even figure out who was doing it despite me doing it in plain sight, the chemist couldn't even be bothered to claim me HIMself an had to get what I assume was the HoP to do his dirty work, and the wholly unrobust HoS was reduced to using an overpowered taser/shotgun clearly coded to counter actual robust individuals entering your safe space due to HIM neglecting to properly restrain me and allowing me to run a couple laps in the brig.
FOURTHLY, the use of the word "edgy" is subjective, and quite frankly insulting. I consider my various quips to be the pinnacle of high art, and I demand that they be given the respect they deserve.
Why you think you should be unbanned:
Banning admin:Fractious
Ban type/duration (where you are banned from and for how long):Permanent (
)Ban reason:
Your side of the story: This is an outrage! The ban reason stated does not do proper justice to the events which occured!
First off, polyester jumpsuits get very hot in the nether regions, and it is my God given right to keep my junk nice and cool.
Second, I did NOT "splash" my semen on other players. I put it in a beaker like a civilized person and threw it at them.
Thirdly, I was not "quickly handled", unless you consider any situation handled in less than an hour to be a rapid response. It took medical staff a few minutes to even figure out who was doing it despite me doing it in plain sight, the chemist couldn't even be bothered to claim me HIMself an had to get what I assume was the HoP to do his dirty work, and the wholly unrobust HoS was reduced to using an overpowered taser/shotgun clearly coded to counter actual robust individuals entering your safe space due to HIM neglecting to properly restrain me and allowing me to run a couple laps in the brig.
FOURTHLY, the use of the word "edgy" is subjective, and quite frankly insulting. I consider my various quips to be the pinnacle of high art, and I demand that they be given the respect they deserve.
Why you think you should be unbanned: